Total Medals Earned: 195 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,525 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/90 points)
congratz!! this is your first step.
Die for the first time.
Die at the first wave at least once.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/215 points)
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/100 points)
Start the Game
Beat level 1!
Collect at least 10 coins!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Collect at least 20 coins!
Beat the game, and bossfight!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/11 (175/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
make it to the end of level 1
change a setting
make it to the end of level 2
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage